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Sean Myers
Sean Myers is a writer and freelance legal blogger, currently based in Rochester, New York. He is procrastinating on several novels, and still plays baseball.
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September 9, 202045 Facts That Have Become Debatable in 2020, Thanks to Politics
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February 12, 2020The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia
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January 9, 2017A Patent Application That Utilizes Finger Size to Avert the End of Humanity
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