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Articles by
Shannon J. Curtin
Shannon J. Curtin is the author of two collections of poetry and her work has been featured in a variety of literary magazines. She holds an MBA, competitive shooting records, and her liquor. She would probably like you. You can find her at ablogofherown.wordpress.com.
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September 9, 2020Welcome to Chopped: Toddler Dinner Hour
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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February 19, 2020Self-Care Tips for Toddlers
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December 27, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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September 10, 2019Panels For the Association of Parents Who Watch Too Much Preschool Programming Conference
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 16, 2020Notes for the Graphic Designer of the American One Dollar Bill