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Shannon J. Curtin
Shannon J. Curtin is the author of two collections of poetry and her work has been featured in a variety of literary magazines. She holds an MBA, competitive shooting records, and her liquor. She would probably like you. You can find her at ablogofherown.wordpress.com.
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December 29, 2020Self-Care Tips for Toddlers
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December 23, 2020New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers
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September 9, 2020Welcome to Chopped: Toddler Dinner Hour
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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September 10, 2019Panels For the Association of Parents Who Watch Too Much Preschool Programming Conference
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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