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Shannon J. Curtin

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Shannon J. Curtin is poet, essayist, humor writer, and novelist whose work has been featured in The New Yorker, Hobart, Reader’s Digest, Points in Case, AARP, and other publications. She holds an MBA, competitive shooting records, and her liquor. She would probably like you.

February 7, 2023

Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy

by Shannon J. Curtin
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Your Preschooler Explains Tonight’s Bedtime Menu

by Shannon J. Curtin
December 23, 2020

New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
September 9, 2020

Welcome to Chopped: Toddler Dinner Hour

by Shannon J. Curtin
July 7, 2020

My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service

by Shannon J. Curtin
February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
September 10, 2019

Panels For the Association of Parents Who Watch Too Much Preschool Programming Conference

by Shannon J. Curtin
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin

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