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Spencer Hyde left Russia for the United States where he studied Bolshevik-Leninist theory at the University of California, Pennsylvania. After his studies at UCalPenn, he went on to work for a Swedenborgian Hosier where he met the descendants of T.S Eliot. There, he began writing his first Post-Truth Treatise on how to eat Gluten Free while still respecting Indigenous cultures. He recently rejected an offer to sing a capella at Trump’s inauguration. If he could go back in time and witness any historical event, it would be the first Civil War reenactment. He has been published places.
November 19, 2018List: A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
February 20, 2017List: The Teachers Guide to Famous Poetry Plagiarized by Undergrads Using Word’s Right-Click Synonym Finder
March 22, 2012Monologue: An All-American Percussionist’s Post-NCAA Tournament Game Recap