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Articles by
Stephany Aulenback
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May 24, 2016List: Things About Bathrooms Actually Worth Getting Upset Over
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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March 12, 2010The Universe And I
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January 28, 2010List: Things Dorothy Parker Might Have Said, Had She Been a Mother
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September 30, 2003The Moon: Myths and Facts
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July 21, 2003List: Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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June 18, 2003A Few More Grim Stories
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March 13, 2003How These Stories End
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January 14, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: A Song Familiar Like A Look: Ron Sexsmith’s “Lebanon, Tennessee.”
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September 26, 2002Conversation Between Two People
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September 4, 2002Signs And Wonders
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August 22, 2002Iris’s Metamorphosis
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell