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Articles by
Taylor Kay Phillips
Taylor Kay Phillips is a writer and comedian originally from Kansas City, Missouri. She has written for Reductress, The UCB Theatre, The Belladonna Comedy, and others.
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May 10, 2023A Guide to Midwestern Cursing
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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November 2, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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July 21, 2020Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
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January 31, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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May 7, 2018A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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