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Articles by
Taylor Kay Phillips
Taylor Kay Phillips is a writer and comedian originally from Kansas City, Missouri. She has written for Reductress, The UCB Theatre, The Belladonna Comedy, and others.
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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November 2, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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July 21, 2020Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
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January 31, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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May 7, 2018A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types