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Articles by
Taylor Kay Phillips
Taylor Kay Phillips is a writer and comedian originally from Kansas City, Missouri. She has written for Reductress, The UCB Theatre, The Belladonna Comedy, and others.
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November 2, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Election Edition
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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July 21, 2020Hemingway Writes The Baby-Sitters Club
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January 31, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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May 7, 2018A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule