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Ted Travelstead
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June 17, 2015Things a Man Must NEVER Do Before the Age of 30!
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April 30, 2015MORE Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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March 26, 2015Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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January 6, 2012Stumpin’ With Randy
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January 15, 2009Crisis-Aversion Index Cards That Get Me Through a Normal Day
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October 24, 2007Suggested Poses for Photo Booth Pictures
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December 7, 2006A Web Log or “Blog” Started In an Attempt for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer To My-15-Year-Old Son, Marcus, Who’s Living With His Mom and Her New Husband, Rick
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June 6, 2006Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
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April 6, 2005Sex is Like Pizza Because…
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May 13, 2004Love Isn’t…
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers