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Ted Travelstead
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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June 17, 2015Things a Man Must NEVER Do Before the Age of 30!
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April 30, 2015MORE Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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March 26, 2015Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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January 6, 2012Stumpin’ With Randy
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January 15, 2009Crisis-Aversion Index Cards That Get Me Through a Normal Day
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October 24, 2007Suggested Poses for Photo Booth Pictures
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December 7, 2006A Web Log or “Blog” Started In an Attempt for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer To My-15-Year-Old Son, Marcus, Who’s Living With His Mom and Her New Husband, Rick
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June 6, 2006Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
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April 6, 2005Sex is Like Pizza Because…
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May 13, 2004Love Isn’t…
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them