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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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July 18, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prevention II
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June 19, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Commonality
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May 30, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Realism
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May 23, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Pictures
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May 14, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Reciprocity II
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April 30, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Influence
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April 9, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comparisons
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March 19, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Domiciles
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March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
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March 5, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Variety
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February 14, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love II
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January 30, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Planning
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