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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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January 17, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Punctuality
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January 9, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Silence
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January 5, 2012Aliens With Benefits
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December 22, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Gifts
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December 9, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Writing
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November 15, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Autonomy
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November 2, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Collaboration
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October 19, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Genius
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October 7, 2011Occupy Main Street!
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September 27, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Leadership
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September 12, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Repetition
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August 29, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Money
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