Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
If you want something done right, do it yourself. [Note to intern: This works, but I’m not in love with it; pls. revise and write up ten more for my approval—thx, Teddy]
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