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Articles by
Tom Ellison
Tom Ellison lives in the Washington, DC area where he writes humor, arguably. You can find his work on Medium.
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September 3, 2020Encounters from Dungeons and Dragons: 2020 Edition
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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