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Tom Ellison

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Tom Ellison lives in the Washington, DC area where he writes humor, arguably. You can find his work on Medium.

May 29, 2020

Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity

by Tom Ellison
April 25, 2019

You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?

by Tom Ellison
January 30, 2019

I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
August 6, 2020

Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted

by Samuel Jaye Tanner and Ben Stasny
August 10, 2020

I Definitely Have a Female Vice President… But She Lives In Canada

by Nadia Ouazzi and Brett Shollenberger

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August 12, 2020

I Don’t Hate Black or Women Candidates, But Kamala Harris Is Running For Vice President and My Head Just Exploded

by Devorah Blachor
August 12, 2020

Baby Shower Invitations Throughout Classic Literature

by Kate Gavino
August 12, 2020

The Affective Filter

by Eric Nolan
August 12, 2020

Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us

by Rick Stoeckel