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Tom Ellison

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Tom Ellison lives in the Washington, DC area where he writes humor, arguably. You can find his work on Medium.

April 25, 2019

You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?

by Tom Ellison
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison

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September 23, 2019

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 11, 2019

Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”

by Max Davison
July 22, 2016

List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?

by Amber Karlins
July 23, 2019

We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are

by Christine Stevens

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Open Letters: An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance

by Dylan Gelula
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Monologue: I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job

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List: Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?

by Harris Wheless
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by Colin Nissan