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Tom Ellison
Tom Ellison lives in the Washington, DC area where he writes humor, arguably. You can find his work on Medium.
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January 26, 2022A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game
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September 3, 2020Encounters from Dungeons and Dragons: 2020 Edition
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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