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Articles by
Wen Powers
Wen Powers is a writer and comedian based in Chicago.
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November 28, 2017We’re Only $100,000 Worth of Disguises Away From Taking Down the Liberal Mainstream Media
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September 15, 2017What This Country Needs Now is Extreme Centrism
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July 17, 2017Politics These Days Seem Like Something Out of a Young Adult Novel, Especially Mine, Which You Should Read
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November 19, 2016Now is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7
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September 21, 2016Monologue: I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m Only Going to Put Up With It for Another Ten or Fifteen Years
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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