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Wendy Molyneux
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November 24, 2015Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey is Easy!
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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February 7, 2014List: The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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August 16, 2012Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
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May 30, 2012Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself
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December 8, 2011List: Quotes From My TED Talk
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June 1, 2009Essay Prompts For the 2009 Senior Advanced Placement High School English Exam for Women
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January 5, 2009White House Staff Memo Regarding the Transition on January 20
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July 17, 2008OK, It’s Time to Talk About the Elephant in the Room
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February 11, 2008Ladies, I Love You: A Letter From Dr. Phil
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January 17, 2008The Girls of The Hills Visit Iraq
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November 16, 2007Surgery Is Easy
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s