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Wendy Molyneux
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November 24, 2015Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey is Easy!
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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February 7, 2014The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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August 16, 2012Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
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May 30, 2012Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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June 1, 2009Essay Prompts For the 2009 Senior Advanced Placement High School English Exam for Women
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January 5, 2009White House Staff Memo Regarding the Transition on January 20
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July 17, 2008OK, It’s Time to Talk About the Elephant in the Room
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February 11, 2008Ladies, I Love You: A Letter From Dr. Phil
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January 17, 2008The Girls of The Hills Visit Iraq
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November 16, 2007Surgery Is Easy
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex