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March 29, 2001Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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March 29, 2001Library Science Jargon That Sounds Dirty
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March 29, 2001A Year in Words That Sound Like Pasta Shapes When Pronounced as Such
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March 29, 2001Actual Sentences Written by Students in My Fiction Workshop in a Well-Respected MFA Program Over a Period of a Couple Weeks or So
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March 29, 2001Actual T’ai Chi Terms That Would Be Intriguing as Services Provided by a Geisha, Plus Two That I Made Up
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February 23, 2001Early Drafts of Surprise Endings
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February 23, 2001Teas and/or Psychedelics I’m Inventing
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February 23, 2001America’s Funniest Home Depots
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February 23, 2001Four Things I Would Have Said to Sylvia Plath If I Had Been Her Boyfriend
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February 15, 2001More Ways to Cook and Eat Céline Dion
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February 15, 2001Mohicans
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February 15, 2001In Lineup Form, Possible Nicknames for Semi-Popular Former and Present-Day Major League Baseball Players Using Only The Full Names of Former Catchers Who Themselves Lacked Nicknames
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household