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April 19, 2001List of Names of People I Actually Know That Could Very Easily Be Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last One, As I Do Not Actually Know That Person
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April 19, 2001Movies You Probably Won’t Be Seeing Anytime Soon: Titles and Loglines From Screenplays That Didn’t Win Project Greenlight
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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April 12, 2001Remember in Passenger 57 When Elizabeth Hurley Says “How Would You Like Your Steak, Sir?” and He Says “Bloody!” and Then They Start Shooting People? OK. Five Other Ways He Could Have Liked His Steak, With the Concomitant Killing Methodologies
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April 12, 2001Important Dates in Machiavelli’s Life
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April 12, 2001Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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April 10, 2001Passwords Printed on the Eight Trial Software Packages AOL Has Mailed to Me since December 20, and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me
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April 5, 2001Real and Imagined Things My 3-Month-Old Son Charlie Has Said
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April 5, 2001A Paranoid’s ’80s Mix Tape
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April 5, 2001Muscles of the Face or Men’s Colognes
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April 5, 2001Uses for Various Bells as Suggested by EthnicMusic.com
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April 5, 2001Popular Books Titled as Though Written in an Engineering, Scientific, and/or Mathematical Vernacular
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household