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September 3, 2001What People Said to Me upon Being Informed I Had Applied to Work in Antarctica
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September 3, 2001Things Customers Have Said after Asking Me Where All the Oprah Books Are Located and I Point over Their Shoulder, Saying, “Six o’ Clock.”
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September 3, 2001Entrants In The First Decennial Ordinal Film Festival
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September 3, 2001A Good Salesman Can Sell
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September 3, 2001Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
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August 20, 2001The Emperor Has No Cortex: One Hundred Percent True Quotes From My Former Hollywood Bosses
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August 20, 2001I Fainted
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August 20, 2001Actual Names of Racers in the United States Lawnmower Racing Association
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August 20, 2001Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed
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August 20, 2001All I Remember from a Shelley Winters Biography I Read at Fifteen
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July 9, 2001A Lesson Learned in Life… Known From the Dawn of Time: By My Recollection, the 25 Most Confusing Pantera Lyrics
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July 9, 2001Top Ten Favorite Movies List With an Entry That Reveals the List-Maker as Someone Only Pretending to Be an Assistant Professor of Cinema Studies at an Australian University
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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