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January 2, 2002Words Used by My Grandfather in His WWII Diary to Denote Intoxication
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January 2, 2002In the Magazine Age
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December 17, 2001Street Names of Some Common Antibiotics
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December 17, 2001Proposed Hobbies for My Friend Stan’s Mom and the Reasons They Were Scrapped
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December 17, 2001Last Names That Are More Common Than My Own, According to the Census Bureau
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December 17, 2001Actual Titles of Résumés Posted by Job Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
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December 17, 2001Capitalized Words and Phrases Appearing in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook
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December 10, 2001Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written
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December 10, 2001Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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December 10, 2001Spell-check’s Suggested Replacements for My Last Name
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December 10, 2001Ineffective Ways to Subdue a Jaguar
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December 10, 2001Actual Stories from American Window Cleaner Magazine
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