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January 14, 2002Frequently Asked Questions
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January 14, 2002First Lines to Books I Won’t Write
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January 14, 2002Eternia’s Legendary Homoerotic Figures
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January 14, 2002Catalog Headlines That Made Me Daydream of Big Success
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January 7, 2002Alternative Anniversary Gift Traditions
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January 7, 2002Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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January 2, 2002Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals
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January 2, 2002Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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January 2, 2002Actual Phrases Written between the 1/8" Wide Joints of a Field of 4″ × 4″ Ceramic Tiles Located above the Urinals in a Men’s Restroom
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January 2, 2002Thirteen Ways of Looking at Mario Ernesto Rojas
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January 2, 2002Actual Names of Online Poker Players
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January 2, 2002Actual Comments Written in the Customer Comments Book in Somerfield’s, a Supermarket in Galashiels, in the Scottish Borders
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