Actual Usernames of Participants in a Recent Online Discussion of the War in Afghanistan

Missing Lunch at Wikipedia

Excerpts from the San Francisco Panorama: “Who Is in The Power?”, from Section Two of the Panorama

Future Computer Viruses Named After the Subject Headers of the Emails in Which They Are Propagated

No, the Trade Federation Is Not at War with Naboo, but We Are at War with Its Means of Waging War, and Maybe We’ll Also Assassinate the Queen and Murder All of the Gungans, We’re Not Sure Yet

As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Precision-Guided Liberation of Fordow

No, the Trade Federation Is Not at War with Naboo, but We Are at War with Its Means of Waging War, and Maybe We’ll Also Assassinate the Queen and Murder All of the Gungans, We’re Not Sure Yet

Editorial Template for Every Time the United States Goes to War