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All posts tagged
war
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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April 11, 2017Monologue: I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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August 11, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Military ID Tag and Blood Type Tag
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September 24, 2014If You Think Military Intervention is Unjustified Now, Wait Until You See the Instability It Will Cause
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February 14, 2014List: Alternate, and Ultimately Rejected, Titles Suggested by Pat Benatar’s Record Company for Her Opus, “Love is a Battlefield” in Reverse Order of Rejection
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December 9, 2013Call of Duty: Homeland.
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