war

Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III

Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire

Monologue: I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs

My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War

A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites

Key Ring Chronicles: Military ID Tag and Blood Type Tag

If You Think Military Intervention is Unjustified Now, Wait Until You See the Instability It Will Cause

List: Alternate, and Ultimately Rejected, Titles Suggested by Pat Benatar’s Record Company for Her Opus, “Love is a Battlefield” in Reverse Order of Rejection

I’d Like To Take a Moment to Talk About the Plight of Drone Veterans