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February 18, 2002Names of Squash That Also Make Good Terms of Endearment
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February 18, 2002Characters Available for Singing Telegrams from Babaloons, a Northern California Company, with Prices
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February 18, 2002Variations on the Spelling of ‘Vehicles,’ Submitted By My 6th Graders Attempting to Earn Extra Credit on a Weekly Spelling Test
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February 12, 2002Names of the Most Popular Colors According to the Color Marketing Group’s 2002 Color Forecast
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February 12, 2002Alternative Winter Olympics
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February 12, 2002How Many Members of Each of the Following Religions It Takes To Screw in a Lightbulb
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February 12, 2002Tips from Jokes and How to Tell Them, Published in 1963
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February 5, 2002As a Porn Movie Titler, I May Lack Promise
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February 5, 2002Actual Bullet Points from a Handout for a Philosophy Class on Consciousness
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February 5, 2002Actual Names of People Who Checked in to a Youth Hostel in San Francisco
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February 5, 2002Excerpts from Letters to the Editor That Appeared Recently in The Paradise Post, a California Newspaper
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February 5, 2002A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of My First and Only Call to a Psychic Friend
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