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April 16, 2002Rapper or Toiletry?
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April 16, 2002Some Things I Have Done to Disgrace My Family Name
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April 8, 2002Comments Written on Evaluations of My Speech on Needle Exchange Programs
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April 8, 2002What to Expect after March Madness
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April 8, 2002T-Shirt Slogans Worn Recently by Contestants on The Price Is Right
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April 8, 2002All the President’s Wu-Tang Clan
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April 2, 2002Some Reasons I’ve Been Fired
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April 2, 2002Names of Characters Played by Donald Gibb Since Starring as Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds
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April 2, 2002Nineteen Suggestions by Dictionary.com When I Misspelled “Penguin.”
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April 2, 2002Rejected Arcade Games
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April 2, 2002Actual User Comments in the “Fat Cats” Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com
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March 25, 2002Actual Questions and Comments Overheard at the DMV
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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