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May 20, 2002Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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May 13, 2002Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
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May 13, 2002Genomes Other than Homo Sapiens Sequenced by the Institute for Genomic Research, in Rockville, Maryland
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May 13, 2002Dialogue Spoken by Al Pacino During Pre-Production Character Development Exercises for Scent of a Woman
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May 13, 2002My Plans
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May 13, 2002Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
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May 6, 2002Bad Names for Boats
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May 6, 2002Overheard at the Fall 2001 Microprocessing Development Conference, in San Jose, California
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May 6, 2002Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café
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May 6, 2002A Mint for All Occasions
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April 29, 2002What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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April 29, 2002Names Given to the Daylilies Planted at Seattle’s Ballard Locks by the Puget Sound Daylily Club
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