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July 15, 2002Papers Appearing in Science Magazine’s “Reflections on Self” Issue
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July 8, 2002Terrible Fake Names
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July 8, 2002FTD Floral Arrangements Available to Express One’s Sympathy
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July 8, 2002Not Very Scary Movies
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July 8, 2002Prom Themes Suggested Instead of “Under the Sea” When My Best Friend Told Me to “Think Outside the Box, Woman!”
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July 8, 2002Lines from the Unabomber’s Manifesto or Roxy Music’s “Manifesto”?
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July 1, 2002Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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July 1, 2002Items Received during the Last Eleven Months at a Northern California Food Bank
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July 1, 2002Almost Rhymes With Orange
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June 24, 2002Third Quarter Employee Accident/Injury Report
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June 24, 2002Appalled in Albuquerque: Recent Uses of “Appalled” in Letters to the Weekly Alibi, Albuquerque’s Weekly Newspaper
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June 24, 2002Final Sentences of Essays I Wrote in College
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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