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October 21, 2002Several Books Left in My Apartment Building’s Laundry Room
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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October 21, 2002Chocolate Molds Available from a Leisure World, in Toronto, Ontario
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October 15, 2002Contents of the Useless Courier Bag I Took to This Job Interview Just to Avoid Being Empty-Handed
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October 15, 2002Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
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October 15, 2002Memories from My Youth Involving My Best Friend, Glen Sanford
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October 15, 2002Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College
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October 15, 2002Actual Security Incidents at Queen’s University
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September 23, 2002Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
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September 23, 2002Band Names Proposed by My Stepbrother Who Sometimes Believes He’s Peter Criss of Kiss
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September 23, 2002Names New Agers in Santa Fe, New Mexico Have Given Themselves
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September 23, 2002Frequently Asked Questions at the Office
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