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January 21, 2003

The Track Listing on a CD Titled Songs That Remind Me of Katie Burned By My 15-Year-Old Brother (Where Katie is His Girlfriend)

by Nicolas Duquette
January 21, 2003

Titles of Threads on the OSFriends Forum, an Internet Message Board for Fans of the Osmonds

by Jeremy Grimshaw
December 21, 2002

Track List of an Air Supply Greatest Hits Compilation in an Alternate Universe Where the Concept of “Love” Is Expressed by the Words Partially Hydrogenated Corn Syrup

by Charles Ullmann
November 21, 2002

Nicknames for the Nuns at My Catholic Girls Boarding School

by Heidi Bullard
November 21, 2002

Easily Confused Municipalities in Massachusetts

by Seth D. Michaels
November 21, 2002

Mystifying Expressions That Victor Skaarup and Kris Winther Thought Fit To Include In Their 1949 Swedish Reference Work USA Slang, Ordbok Over Modern Amerikansk Slang

by Ethan Hein
November 21, 2002

Part of ‘P’ and All of ‘Q’ and ‘R’ in the Jobs and Occupations Index of the “Word in Life Study Bible.”

by Richard Engel
November 21, 2002

Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book

by Claire Zulkey
November 4, 2002

Potential Names of TV Shows Taken from Every Other Word of the Preamble of the US Constitution, And on What Networks Those Shows Might Appear

by Michael Ward
November 4, 2002

Animals I Enjoy Imagining

by Felix Muhl
November 4, 2002

People Playing Scrabble in “The Merry Worzels Game Room” on www.thepixiepit.co.uk

by Michael Rose
November 4, 2002

Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool

by Lauren Spisak

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