Peacocks
The blue rug my mother bought for the front room
People borrowing things from his shed
The motion picture Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Food courts
Sugar that has been spilt on the kitchen tiles
Alternative medicine
The fact that the cat is putting on weight
Odors that can’t be explained
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