10. Your good Christian sense of humor.

9. The way you look when you think about Roy and his good leg.

8. You like both buckteeth and Jesus just like me.

7. We have so much fun when we make our sea-shell crosses.

6. You’re the only person I know who can recite a prayer “Buck Style.”

5. You always know how not to leave teeth marks.

4. The fact that you don’t have braces either.

3. You really good at worshipping our lord.

2. The way you whisper “marshmallows” in my ear.

and the number ONE thing I love about you, Janine

1. You make me buuuuuuuck wyyyyyllllldddd!

(Author’s note: I found this list while temping. I do not love you, current reader, like this. Sorry.)