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October 21, 20031960s Dance Craze or Kama Sutra Position?
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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October 21, 2003Possible Names for a Supergroup Consisting Solely of Jack Black and Jack White
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October 10, 2003Dee Snider’s Notes from Workshopping a B-Side to “Stay Hungry.”
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October 10, 2003Reverse-Chronology Films or Imitation Designer Colognes
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October 10, 2003How One Would Have Seen Various Film Franchises Had They Been Directed By Matthew Barney
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October 10, 2003Things for Which I Was Either Reprimanded or Outright Suspended Without Pay When I Was a Teenage Universal Studios Hollywood Tour Guide in the Late Eighties
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October 10, 2003Story Endings O. Henry Didn’t Use
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October 3, 2003Rejected Titles for Hymns
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October 3, 2003Alphabetical Listing of the Occupations of the People Running for Governor of California (As Listed on the “Official Sample Ballot”)
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October 3, 2003Geology Terms That Sound Like Names for Small Forest People
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October 3, 2003Geology Terms That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t
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