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March 9, 2004Eight Ways to Not Get Hit In the Face with a Brick
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March 7, 2004Adjectives that, Depressingly, Apply to Various Products In My Bathroom but Not to Me, Personally
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March 7, 2004PGA Golfers Who Might Have a Future in the Porn Industry
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February 27, 2004Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops
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February 22, 2004Other Unfortunate Uses for Johnny Cash Songs
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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February 22, 2004Hexadecimal Color Codes in HTML That Look or Sound Dirty, But Are in Fact Merely Colorful
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February 22, 2004Things Editorial Assistants Should Never Say to Senior Editors
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February 22, 2004New Age Statements From Breakdancing: Mr. Fresh and the Supreme Rockers Show You How to Do It! (Avon Books, 1984)
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February 22, 2004Possible Good Rock Band Names Inspired by the Korean Central News Agency’s Press Release Entitled “DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation.”
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February 22, 2004Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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