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December 4, 2003Replacing Bunnies With Bastards
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December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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November 21, 2003Actual Entries from Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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November 12, 2003Physical Theories as Women
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November 12, 2003Pillow Talk
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November 12, 2003People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”
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November 6, 2003Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream
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November 6, 2003Why Love Is Blind
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November 6, 2003List of Organizations, People, and Anthropomorphic Endangered Species That, for Funds-Soliciting Purposes, Purchased My Closely Held New Mailing Address from the ACLU, Which I Recently Joined, Ironically, to Support Privacy Rights
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October 31, 2003Random Book Dedications Read From the Bargain Bin
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October 31, 2003Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
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October 23, 2003Jokes I May Have Misremembered
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