Lists

New Movie Reviews from Ebert & Roeper

Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things

Shakespearean Magnet Poetry and ’80s Hair Bands

Places I’ve Walked Into with a Confident Swagger Despite Public Warning

Who and What Was Most Likely Responsible for the Births of Our Current Democratic Presidential Candidates

Quotes from Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies

Seven Vaguely Dickensian Yet Sophomorically Inappropriate Proper Names, Two Legitimate Dickensian Characters, and One U.S. State — Or “The Dickens Cider Bleak House Rules.”

Food, Drink, and Condiment Names That May Also Serve as Names of Ecdysiasts and/or Adult Film Stars

My Attempt to Further Depress a Particularly Unfunny List, Sent to Me by Someone at Work, by Making Random Remarks

Possible Restaurant Names For a Themed Slot-Machine/Race-Car/Tokens-And-Prizes Establishment That Has an Overwhelming Amount of Seafood Dishes On the Menu

Androgynous Names of Former Toronto Blue Jays

Ways This Flight Might Yet Be the Death of Me