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May 7, 2004Playground Toys Unsuitable for Children
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May 3, 2004My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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May 3, 2004Sensations I Would Have Gladly Endured for a Full Thirty Minutes in Lieu of the Eight Months of Constant Discomfort Resulting from a Pinched Sciatic Nerve (the Longest Nerve in the Body)
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May 3, 2004Rethinking Horse Proverbs
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April 27, 2004Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
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April 14, 2004Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
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April 14, 2004Selections from the Nixon/Haldeman Conversations of a Somewhat Compromised Historical Significance
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April 14, 2004Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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April 7, 2004More Actual Entries From Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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April 7, 2004Twenty Miscellaneous Authors from My Dorm Bookshelf, with Corresponding Airport Codes
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April 4, 2004Bad Names for Undercover Police Officers
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April 4, 2004Titles of B-Movie Westerns that Give the Impression the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
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