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August 17, 2004New Names for Previously Recalled Pharmaceuticals Being Remarketed to Take Advantage of Their Side Effects
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August 13, 2004Selected Intriguing Names of Actual Federal Legislation: The A’s
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August 13, 2004Whitney Houston Song Titles With “Love” Replaced by “Drug(s).”
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August 13, 2004Classic Movie Lines That, Without Proper Editing, Would Not Have Been So Classic
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August 13, 2004Alien vs. Predator
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August 10, 2004Favorite Gerund Movie Titles, Un-gerunded
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August 6, 2004Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation
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August 3, 2004Sexual Euphemisms That Won’t Catch On
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August 3, 2004Featured Attractions at This Year’s Department of Homeland Security Pep Rally
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August 3, 2004Sentences and Short Dialogues Incorporating Names of Countries in the Middle East
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July 29, 2004Life Lessons (a.k.a. Tips From the Mario Brothers Instruction Booklet)
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July 29, 2004A Hand-by-Hand Description of My Face During a Recent Poker Tournament