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July 27, 2004Possible Names for a Third Team of Pickup Basketball Players If Shirts and Skins Are Already Taken
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July 27, 2004Fake Samarian Gods Referenced in the Motion Picture Ghostbusters, or Surnames of Professional Hockey Players
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July 23, 2004Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Riots
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July 23, 2004Things I’d Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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July 14, 2004Quotes from the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX, Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness
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July 14, 2004A Hard Day’s Night
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July 14, 2004Car Names Which, When Preceded by the Word “Anal,” Sound Like Bad Porn
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July 14, 2004Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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July 6, 2004What’s Up Next for Jack Layton’s Mustache?
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July 6, 2004A Collection of Unpublished Hospital Greeting Cards Meant to Ease Patients’ Fears About Their Looming Surgeries
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July 6, 2004Cosmetic Surgery I Would Recommend to the Single Women Who Own Dogs in My Neighborhood Based on What Max, My Border Collie/Lab Mix, Seems To Like
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