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Golf Course Names That Sound Dirty

The Most Memorable Comments Actually Overheard During My Medical Training, Thus Far

UNIX Application or Outlawed Paramilitary/Guerrilla Organization?

Proposed Titles for a Remake of Bend It Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in the Titles

Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears

Guided by Voices Song Titles That Could Double as Chapter Headings in Al Qaeda Training Manuals

Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches

Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Take On New Meaning in Light of the Recent Brouhaha Surrounding One of Its Bus Drivers, Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the Excrement Tank off of a Chicago River Bridge and Onto the Deck of a Tour Boat

Alternatives to the “LOVE HATE” Knuckle Tattoo in Order of Increasing Rarity

Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign

Very Wrong Ways to Eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone