America’s Meth Basket
The Bible Belly
The Unironically Retro States
National Endangered Goatee Reserve
The Nation’s Creamy Nougat Filling
Deer-Stained Highway to Nowhere
Left Behind
Middlesexy
October 1, 2004
Some Possibilities in a Half-Hearted Campaign to Rename the Middle West
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