1. America’s heartland

2. West of Manhattan

3. Farm-y

4. Dairy country

5. Cattle country

6. White people country

7. A place with an inexplicable tradition of carving celebrity busts out of butter

8. Where millennials leave to move to Manhattan

9. Where 40-somethings return to after moving to Manhattan, having children and realizing their parents won’t hand over apartment down payments

10. Where dreams die

11. Nice

12. Flat