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November 5, 2004General Broadcasting Standards Concerning Upper-Torso Nudity
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November 2, 2004What Not to Be in the Middle of When the Earthquake Comes
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November 2, 2004First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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November 1, 2004Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
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November 1, 2004Campaign-Trail Quotes From George W. Bush, If He Were Running for President in 1848
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October 22, 2004Rejected Names for Smokeless Tobacco Products
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October 22, 2004Versions of Well-Known Films in Which the Protagonist Has Been Replaced With Leon Trotsky
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October 20, 2004Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing
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October 20, 2004Inappropriate “Do It” Slogans
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October 20, 2004Recent Occurrences at Owl Creek Bridge
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October 20, 2004The Search Continues: Places Where O.J. Simpson Has Not Found the Killer
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October 20, 2004Bands and Musicians Whose Careers Would Be Quite Different Had They Initially Misspelled Their Own Names
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