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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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January 7, 2005Gentrification of Popular Rap Lyrics
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January 7, 2005“Before-and-After” Puzzles Deemed Unsuitable for Use by the Producers of Wheel of Fortune
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January 5, 2005Ill-Fated Ideas Borne of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session
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January 5, 2005A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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January 5, 2005Two Bugs on Display at the Montreal Insectarium, the First of Which I Thought Very Impressive Until I Saw the Second
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December 21, 2004Alternatives to “Opening a Can o’ Whupass” for the Less Confrontationally Inclined
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December 21, 2004Richard Rodgers’ Neighborhood
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December 21, 2004Popular Songs Renamed Along the Lines of the Cattlemen’s Beef Board Ad Campaign “Beef, It’s What’s for Dinner.”
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December 21, 2004Culinary Trends That Never Quite Caught On
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December 21, 2004Failed Comic Strips
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December 21, 2004Disingenuous Reasons for Band Names (’70s Edition)
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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