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March 25, 2005Implausible Claims Made by Vanilla Ice in His 1990 No. 1 Hit “Ice Ice Baby.”
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March 25, 2005Dance Moves the Man-Mountain Standing in Front of Me at Beastie Boys Last Night Amused Bystanders With and How One Might “Feel” If One Performed Them
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March 18, 2005Cinematic Expressions of Inner Self-Loathing If There Were No Mirrors to Smash
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March 18, 2005A List of Phrases, Common in Our Language, That Become Awkward in a Dimension of Unending Pain
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March 15, 2005Clocks Ranked According to the Ease With Which One Can Tell Time From Them (Easiest to Hardest)
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March 15, 2005Names That Could Possibly Pass as Cries of Passion If Accidentally Yelled During Sex With Anyone Not So Named
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March 14, 2005Seven Items Found in Hugh Hefner’s Overnight Bag
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March 4, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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March 4, 2005Current Football Players If They Decided to Spell Their Last Name Like Brett Favre
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March 4, 2005Western States Maladies
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March 1, 2005Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
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March 1, 2005Thirteen Leading Synonyms for “Deliverables” in 2005
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