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April 5, 2005Things You Will Still Be Able to Do After the Collapse of Society As We Know It, Provided Your Postapocalyptic Vision Aligns With Kevin Costner’s
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April 5, 2005’80s Lineups That Read Like Tabloid Headlines
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April 1, 2005Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Kickboxer, or the Belligerent Asshole Who Just Cost Me My Job at the Bar?
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April 1, 2005Ten Very Hip Poems That Didn’t Go Over So Well at the Poetry Slam Last Weekend
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April 1, 2005Sure Signs Your Vegan Co-op Has Been Taken Over by the Marx Brothers
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March 30, 2005Self-Delusional Statements Made by My First (And Hopefully Last) Ex-Fiancé
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March 30, 2005Unspoken Afterthoughts to Childhood Catch Phrases
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March 30, 2005Three Things I Learned While Using the Lavatory at Local Boston-Area Restaurants
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March 28, 2005Failed Soft-Drink Product Names
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March 28, 2005Example Sentences From A Chinese-English Dictionary (Revised Edition), Beijing: Foreign Languages Teaching and Research Press, 1997
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March 28, 2005The Primary Series of Poses in Yoga for Depressives
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March 28, 2005Types of People and Things That Have Been Shot by Charles Bronson
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