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June 3, 2005How Other School Subjects Would Be Spelled by People Who Refer to the Three R’s As “Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic.”
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June 3, 2005Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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June 1, 2005Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an Error
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June 1, 2005Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
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June 1, 2005How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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May 26, 2005Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles
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May 20, 2005Reasons I Don’t Feel Like I’m Family When at the Olive Garden
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May 20, 2005Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows
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May 20, 2005Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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May 18, 2005Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber
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May 17, 2005Ways in Which Free to Be You and Me Damaged My Future Relationships With Women
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