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August 3, 2005Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ
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July 22, 2005Things My Boss Said to Me Without Elaborating
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July 22, 2005Special-Interest Bike Shops
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July 22, 2005Admirable Activities for Suburban Residents That Sound Wholly Unremarkable When Performed by Superheroes
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July 15, 2005Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced
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July 13, 2005Rides From the Amusement Park of My Collective Memory
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July 12, 2005Things Pandora Could Have Opened That Wouldn’t Have Produced Such Unpleasant Results
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July 11, 2005Unhelpful Clues Given by Jan-Michael Vincent During an October 1983 Taping of The New $25,000 Pyramid Where the Category to Be Guessed Was “Things You Do at a Party”
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July 7, 2005My Personal Mottoes
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July 7, 2005What to Think About When Two “Grown Adults” Come and Complain to You About How They Cannot Get Along With Each Other at Work
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July 7, 2005Things My Family Prefers Over Gay Marriage
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June 29, 2005Authorial Candy Bars, With Their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren’t as Successful as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar
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