Lists

From the Prog Rock Ice Cream Shoppe: Flavors Inspired by a Certain Canadian Power Trio

New Radiohead Material to Be Debuted at a Benefit Show to Protest Privatization of the Postal Sector

Things I Cannot Say to My Unpaid Interns As It Would Make Me Look Like an Ungrateful Bitch

Things I Imagine My Boss Does When He Goes Home for the Night

Last Names Clearly Derived From Ancestral Professions

The Settings That Would Be On a Blender Today If the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922

Reasons We Can’t Have a Baby, Honey

Titles of Sermons to Which Congregants Might Actually Pay Attention

Good Casino Ads / Bad Things for Someone to Say About Your Mom

Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial

Actual Ways I Have Been Flirted With That, in the Future, I Wish You Would Refrain From, With Explanations as to Why, and Suggestions for Alternative Methods

Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll