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April 22, 2005Fortune-Cookie Sayings That Are Misleading and, At Times, Dangerous When Used as Road Signs
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April 20, 2005Kanye West’s Lyric “The Way School Need Teachers / The Way Kathie Lee Needed Regis / That’s the Way I Need Jesus,” Adapted for Other Religions
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April 20, 2005Reasons to Fear Canada
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April 20, 2005The Next Thing Said After Select Famous Phrases
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April 15, 2005Chapter Headings on the Directions for IRS Form 1040 That Will Become the Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by John Grisham, C.P.A
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April 15, 2005Sentences That, If Used by Judges in a Spelling Bee, Would Prove Totally Unhelpful to Contestants Attempting to Derive the Meaning of the Word
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April 15, 2005Selected Passages From the Bible: The King (Fred) Phelps Version
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April 9, 2005Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas
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April 9, 2005Live-Action Role-Playing Spells I Could Really Use, Right Now
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April 6, 2005What I Thought a Co-worker Meant When She Said “I Hope Things Don’t Get Weird” After We Had Sex, and What She Really Meant, It Turns Out
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April 6, 2005Sex is Like Pizza Because…
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April 6, 2005Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations
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