May 4, 2005 Lists Things I Imagine My Boss Does When He Goes Home for the Night by Nick Pyle Calls dog a “cocksucker.” Savagely pummels a side of beef. Counts money. Sleeps like an infant. Work Bosses Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter