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February 11, 2005Four Ways in Which My Life Is Just Like Pac-Man’s
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February 11, 2005Revised Titles of Love Songs I Wrote About the Shitty Bookshelf I Purchased From Wal-Mart (in Chronological Order)
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February 11, 2005Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With Science
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February 9, 2005Titles From the Hockey-Lockout Erotica Library
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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February 6, 2005Last Lines From Best American Short Stories Not Yet Written
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February 6, 2005Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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February 6, 2005Airlines That Never Took Off
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February 3, 2005Necrophiliac Pickup Lines
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February 3, 2005Alternate Captions for Seven Family Circus Cartoons
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January 28, 2005New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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January 26, 2005Imperatives From the Mail-Order Catalog “Collections, Inc.”
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