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January 26, 2005Seldom-Seen Lunchbox Notes From Mothers
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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January 26, 2005Psychic Predictions From the Narcissistic Magic 8 Ball
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January 26, 2005Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter
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January 24, 2005Famous Names Rewritten in a World Greatly Influenced by the Main Character of a 1982 Disney Movie
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January 24, 2005Discarded Titles for George Orwell’s 1984
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January 24, 2005Things I’d Probably Say If the Bush Administration Were Just a Weekly TV Show and I Were a Regular Viewer
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January 19, 2005Amazon.com Customer Comments: Bible or Satanic Bible?
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January 19, 2005Leaders of the Hip-Hop Nation
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January 14, 2005Songs I Might Perform During a Cabaret Act Designed to Break Gently to My Mother That I Am a Crossdresser
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January 14, 2005Scratch-and-Sniff Books That Have Failed the Test of Time
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January 14, 2005Actual Opening Lines Used on Me by Business-to-Business Telemarketers
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