1. Ever-present wail of sirens
2. Relentlessly pursued by ghosts
3. Four special pills daily keep ghosts at bay
4. Occasionally eat some fruit
February 11, 2005
Four Ways in Which My Life Is Just Like Pac-Man’s
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