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March 1, 2005Names Gas-Station Attendants Call Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
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February 25, 2005The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers, President of Harvard
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February 25, 2005Possible New Terms for the Old and Tired Term “Brainstorming.”
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February 25, 2005Terminology From a Veterinary Textbook and Potential Names for Hardcore Bands
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February 25, 2005Two Recipes
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February 23, 2005Banned Books in the Year 2191
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February 18, 2005Things That Paper Could Be Replaced With to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
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February 18, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to See on a Baby Shower Announcement
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February 18, 2005Muppets That Didn’t Make It
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February 16, 2005Ways Jesus Saves
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February 16, 2005Extreme Ways to Break Your Arm
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February 16, 2005Little-Known Song Titles That Answer Questions Posed in Better-Known Songs
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