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December 17, 2004Rap Act or Gay-Rights Advocacy Group?
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December 17, 2004Excerpts From 2004 Summer-Movie Reviews That Also Describe Tom Morello’s Guitar Work On the Debut Rage Against the Machine Album
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December 16, 2004Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove
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December 14, 2004Guide to Determine If You Are in a Jerry Bruckheimer Movie
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December 14, 2004Now Playing at the Zombietown 12-Screen Cineplex
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December 14, 2004Your Seat Cushion Doubles as a Personal Flotation Device in the Event of a Water Landing, but Other Airplane Items May Be Useful as Well
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December 14, 2004Films That May Be More Interesting With a Letter or Two Missing
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December 7, 2004TV Catch Phrases That Weren’t
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December 6, 2004Non-Recommended Questions for Your Five-Minute Speed Date
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December 6, 2004New Slogans for America to Use to Sell Itself to the Islamic World
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December 6, 2004Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness)
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December 1, 2004Deflation/Inflation
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household